I have a very good friend I work with whom I think is just wonderful because she’s got so many “words” she’s created or “mashed” to help her make her days better.
Every time I hear one I giggle, smile and think there’s a “megahanizem” I’ve integrated some of her words into The Urban Dictionary of eclectic mashed word dictionary of Aj
Since now I use them so often. I’ve added a few other words I’ve heard over the years as well, some come from my kids and others come from people I’ve known
over the years. Enjoy and if you have one to add post it on the bottom I’ll add it as I go along 🙂
Amsterdamage – The ending result of too many Heinkien beers
Brain-Fart – Meaning to have a proverbial shit of a thought. (usually ending in a round of laughter at ones stupidity)
Example: His Brain-fart resulted in him getting a good shock when he thought he could remove the jambed piece of bread from the toaster with a fork…
Chumbling – What one does to talk/mumble at the same time they are stuffing food into their face during a 15 min break.
ClusterFuck – Too many definitions to count LOL! usually used when there’s no other word in the world to describe a situation that’s totally stupid.
Fugly – means friggin ugly!
Glomp! – A physical non-sexual form of hugging someone in a tackling bear hug usually used on non suspecting friends whom a person’s not seen in a long time.
Grape Flavored Stupid Pills – Refers to the “meds” someone is on when they do something REALLY dumb!
Kaboodle – Means “All of it”
lird-ogs -Yappie little dogs that you want to punt over the nearest telephone pole.
Magic – Is the newest term used for the word COFFEE since it’s used to magically bring about lethargic adults so they can function. EVERYONE at work could use a daily dose of Magic.
Migglefit – When someone says the right thing at the wrong time while someone has their mind in the gutter causing anyone within range to bust a gut laughing. (means Mighty giggle fit)
Manswers – Answers only men would think of or get
Moronicle – Refers to the miraculously dumb luck of someone being a moron and NOT getting hurt!
Nudgie-Wudgie – A Meaghanizem, a word meaning “Hey! pay attention to this!” Gets attention of those who need it without poking them from a stupor 🙂
Really Now! – A megahanizem, meaning one of the following depending on when it’s being used…”You gotta be kidding me!” “Is that REALLY necessary?” “Oh god what were you/they thinking?!”
Re-vacumization – Is when a person vacuum over and over one spot again and again to get ONE piece of debris stuck to the floor only to bend over and pick it up to drop it again to vacuum it up.
Smexy – Terminology used to point out a smokin’ hot sexy person (smoking – Sm / Sexy-exy = Smexy)
Squishes– meaning to hug someone hard enough they can’t breath for 3 seconds, this IS a term of endearment and not a form of assault LOL!
Wonderfuckable – Can be used in both the positive and negative forms, meaning “Oh that’s just fucking wonderful!” This word is great when using it to respond to a case of “stupid”
Assholery – can be used in general terminology to describe one’s behavior or accomplishments: The pursuit and achievement of being an asshole, or it could mean ones stupid intentions to make things better but failing miserably.
Yes-ish – Can mean yes or no depending on the situation.
Fidiot – Means Fucking idiot!
Squidget – Refers to small midget light children who are squirts
Derpies – as in you have a case of the durbies… referring to multiple dumb moments.
Rageboner – when you hate something so much you want ot have sex with it. This was coined by Ray william Johnson during one of his viral video reviews (located here >> RAGEBONER) LOL 🙂 and is now in the actual Urban dictionary.
As provided by Rona Sutherland a FB friend THANKS!
Asshat – One who’s head is so far up their ass that they wear it like a hat.
Asshattery – Acting or doing the things an asshat would do.
Moonbat – One who’s ideas/thoughts/words are so far away from reality that they might as well be on the moon.
Enjoy and if YOU have a word to add… Hey post it here I’d LOVE to hear it!