It has come to my attention that more and more STUPID things are being banned in schools and kids are being expelled/suspended for the DUMBEST things in the world. Kids being expelled for playing with air soft toys in their OWN yard. The counsel involved in that decision was able to make that judgement call in less than 30 minutes but won’t see the parents who are trying to fight the expulsion for 4 months… BULLSHIT! (I say to the parents, SUE the school! Nail the damn government for their STUPID rule!) NO ONE can dictate what you or your family do in your OWN backyards and to do so is an infringement on your civil rights.
I’ve heard balls have been banned from school playgrounds because an adult got hit in the head with one. Jeepers… I hope their kids don’t have any at home. (I hope the male counterpart has been castrated as well we don’t want any ones balls hitting ANYONE now do we…)
Christmas is also banned from some schools as it causes issues with non Christian students and makes them feel offended. MAN I’m OFFENDED some foreigners can take away my RIGHT to celebrate my holiday, yet we HAVE to be sensitive to theirs?! OH HELL NO! I respect ALL cultures, to a certain degree. So be DAMNED if I’m going to allow a culture to disrespect me. If you do NOT like my “Merry Christmas” then that’s YOUR problem; don’t infringe on my rights anymore than you want me infringing on yours.
Below are more takes and links on banned things in schools and my glorious verbal thoughts on the bullshit we’re fed. (Don’t you LOVE being a mushroom?)
“Banned Halloween Costumes” http://o.canada.com/life/education-life/outrage-after-port-colborne-ont-school-nixes-halloween-costumes/
*Some kids felt excluded because they didn’t wear a costume, so will they still feel excluded if they don’t show up in Orange and black clothing? Why not ban it all together? I mean really now doesn’t that seem more logical; then NO ONE is offended or left out. The term “spirit day” “Autumn day” and “Black and orange day” are coined to “prevent” others from feeling offended with Canadian traditions… Well I’m STILL offended! I LIKE Purple and Blue DAMMIT! Where’s my “Blue and purple day?!”
Banned; Leggings, tights or Yoga pants – http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-school-joins-others-in-banning-leggings-1.1326266
*Wow, lets ban droopy Jeans… oh wait jeans period! It would work better… how about you instill a Country wide dress code for all schools then NO ONE will be offended, grossed out or get any “perverted notions” because they find the clothing someone wears “too reveling” and they can’t control their urges (Cause you KNOW that’s what it’s really all about; perverted fucking teachers!)
20 STUPID things schools have banned (Both Canada and USA) http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/08/17/school-bans-20-weird-things_n_1797858.html
*HUGS – So when a child is injured no one is allowed to hold them because hugging is banned… Remind me to NEVER send my child to a school where being comforted while injured is a so “taboo” that you’re left to suffer. *Again all done due to perverted teachers having to “Sexualize EVERYTHING” Get your minds off of your dicks and do your fucking jobs! Teach our kids where it matters! GAWD!
Banning best friends BAHAHAHAH!!!! You’re kidding right? NO!? OMFG! Why don’t you just ban breathing and get it over with because you know living leads to growth and growth leads to self awareness and awareness to those around you and WISE decisions on whom we want to hang with and GOD forbid if you had this woman (Katie Hopkins) for a mother >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM because if your child had a different name she won’t allow your kid near hers anyway and Oh hell for the school cause I think as bad as her rectalocular disease is she’s ban her kids from attending a school where they ban best friends LOL!
NOTE: Rectalocular disease is a disease of having ones head shoved so far up their ass they can’t see life for what beauty it CAN bring, all they focus on is the shit they see.
Hand holding is also banned at another school.. *note *sigh* there goes red rover… (more “sexualizing” of an innocent gesture, it apparently leads to kids having group orgies in the playground)
Red ink is banned in many UK schools as it’s a “Confrontational” color… God forbid that a child learns they screwed up because of a color… OI *In the voice of tweety bird* It’ll warp their widdle minds!”
Remember kiddies red is not allowed so when you get older those traffic lights are just infringing upon your right to be “you” and is confrontational and you can just ignore it. “YEAH RIGHT!” Have fun in Jail using that as a defence on your court date.
Bikes and skateboards are banned in some NY schools as it offers “freedom” … Nope can’t have that now can we, keep the kids fat and slow and obedient.
Silly/Jelly bands are also banned in many schools through-out Canada and the US, not because they are “distracting” as officials claim but because older students have given a meaning behind each band color and what it means when you break or share them with someone, this in turn got twisted around by more perverted warped officials and are now banned based on the “Sexual nature” they represent in many school court yards (as I was informed by a few different teachers here in Nova Scotia) yep… according to some kids, breaking a red band with a boy means you want to have sex with him… or so according to what kids have been told via word of mouth, BUT according to the “written ” rules done by a bunch of grade 6 students it means you want to break up with him… Who’s right who’s wrong isn’t the matter, it’s the fact that it’s yet again sexualized… a small round piece of colored rubber made into a bracelet… some of the adults doing all this banning SERIOUSLY need to seek psychiatric help!
“Winning” Yes you heard that right. ANYONE who wants to “Win” at a competitive sport or even tag … is banned because it apparently causes hurt… emotional upsets and more… so let’s make sure we reward ALL our kids for just participating because we don’t want them to learn that in real life competing is a natural process in growth. Oh wait wouldn’t it just be EASIER to suck the emotional ability out of EVERY single student will they hit grade 12 so as not to interfere with their educational needs. This way we can have ALL equal automatons who all wear the same things, think the same way and learn the same way and when they are done toss all those emotions and raging hormones back on them and throw them back into the real world where they can learn the HARD way just how UNFAIR LIFE REALLY IS! FUCK…
You know… sometimes I wonder why the hell there’s an educational system in the first place… Just ban the birth of children and we won’t have this issue anymore… GAWD! *eye roll… *
So yes there’s my intake and vent on all this bullshit banning of stuff. If a school wants to ban things how about they THINK about the validity of the ban before implementing it. Many of the bans are plain outrageous and downright STUPID.